Tyler Hale a.k.a. STUPID HIPPY
Front Player, Very Strategic. Tyler is not the kid you'd want to cross paths with if you're on the other team, because before you won't even know where it's coming from before 10 shots of paint is unloaded straight at your head at 1100 pounds per. square inch. Challenging Tyler to a one on one game is stupid. You might as well roll around in paint, because it's easier, cheaper, less painful, and less humiliating. Patience beyond anything you could even phathom and speed like you've never seen, will keep you in suspense and fear in any game, anywhere. Count your footsteps, because after you've become one of this kid's many victims, you won't even recognize where you are, looking through a mask covered with paint.